I know I'm French because I:
- prefer living in France
- love French food
- prefer American television to French television
- love socialized medicine
- no longer care that Carrefour is closed on Sundays
I know I'm still American because I:
- find it easier to do business with Americans
- miss unsweetened Cheerios, bagels, and spicy food
- watch my American television in English
- wish it weren't illegal for French doctors and dentists to advertise that they speak English
- am not afraid to shop online